Apple Achin’ State
|We gotta welcome the newest member a the Bubba Ray Brigade, Milestone “Smiley” O’Reilly who has yet to meet Sports Model Dupree. Now we know fer the first game, Sports Model will have her Inflate-N-Date braisserie up to maximum PSI and Smiley’s custom made carpet might jest blow off if’n it ain’t locked down tight with Super Glue.
Skeeter Doorock ain’t never had no real date with a girl afore and he is bringin’ this here gal he met at a Valdoster flea market named Tara Phyde. She was sellin’ Fly Traps and recycled motor oil and it wuz love at first sight. The entire Brigade will be a showin’ up and will be a plannin’ to travel to that there Nutter Dang to whup up on them Irisher Fellers purdy soon. They ain’t got no idea where Nutter Dang is so what could possibly go wrong?
Tailgaitin’ will include 12 cases a Jimmy Beam, 24 cases a Pabst Blue Ribbon, three whole smoked hogs, 20 fried chickens, 50 pounds a ‘tater salad, 32 buckets a fried okra, 35 pounds a ‘possum dip, 18 ‘nana cream pies, 20 water melons, and 15 dozen smoked deviled eggs.
So all us Bubba Ray followers have been waitin’ a long time to whup somebody. Might as well start with the Apple Achin’ State fellers. Are ya’ ready?
They live in them Mountains