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GAINESVILLE, FLORIDA: OCTOBER 28, 2007:

University of Florida officials confirmed that by the third quarter, there were more students in the Library than in the stadium.

 

Well, when the Bubba Ray Brigade arrived they could  see the Orange and Blue 1958 school bus owned by Lucus “GATER” Bates and he was on top with crate after crate of strawberries, quavas, and 150 pounds a smoked mullet that he started launchin’ at ever Bulldawg he could see.  So Pecker Osburn done had enuff and whips out his ‘tater gun and hits the nasty varmit in the gut and knocks him off the bus.

So Phoole the Mule trots over and hind kicks the varmit hard as he can and he goes airborne over them fancy boats and across the St. Johns River spinnin’ southward toward Palatka.  One Gater gone and lots more to go.

Seems it is in the Gater DNA to mouth off and they got shut up purdy good.  In fact, there wuz no water pressure in northeast Florida on Sunday mornin’ with a quarter of a million Gaters washin’ them “GO GATERS” shoe polish off their rear winders.

So now them Dawgs will be home and will continue on the trek to Number One.  It ain’t gonna be purdy when “Ravishin” Roderick, the Rhode Island Red Rooster jabs his spurs in that dadgum “Game Chicken”.

 

 

 

It seems the Curse is over
The Chomp is but a slap
The Gaters cannot find the goal
not even with a map
Dawgs wonder if they’ll ever learn
to truly bite their lip
Lookin’ at the latest Polls
shows quite a Gater slip
They talked smack like they always do
but it bit them in their ass
It wuz however no surprise
to see they have no class
Now Dawgs must face some chickens
and will shorely make ’em cluck
and Poor Ol’ Willy Must Chomp
will soon be outta luck

It’s quite a time to be a Dawg
the best days we have seen
Them Bulldawgs will score 35
and ‘Cocks score 17.

 

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