Well, poor ol’ Aubern got whupped and it looks like a lot a toilet paper wuz saved after the game now delegated to its original purpose. Gus missed his post-game Waffle House visit and had to settle fer a week old stale pack a powdered donuts at the Jippy Mart. Fer the first time ever Gus wore a hat and not a visor and so that proved to be very, very bad luck slapped on ’em by them Loozieanner fellers what know ’bout that there VOODOO stuff. Wear a visor next time Coach. So the Brigade heads to Mizzou and they ain’t quite sure where it is. It ain’t got nuthin’ to do with the SEC so why is it even in the picture? There will be several days a good huntin’ and fishin’ on the way and that means good tailgaitin’ if they can find the stadium. Hear that Milestone “Smiley” O’Reilly has done rented a vacant old Hardee’s to hold one a his famous seminars and the title a this one is gonna be “Be Glad Ya’ Ain’t No Gater!”. At least six people have done signed up so there is room to squeeze in a couple more. Pecker Osburn heard the game wuz in Columbier so he has done headed back to South Caroliner. Skeeter Doorock needs to straighten that boy out. Now let’s whupp up some Tigers.