|UPDATES: Lucius “Gater” Bates what got drop kicked by Phoole the Mule after the Florider slaughter finally hit the water in the St. Johns River jest south a Welaka and wuz attacked by three Manatees, two Florider crocodiles and a entire flock a pink flamingoes. Ain’t gonna hear from that varmit any time soon.
Them Gaters have done narrowed down their search fer a new coach and the short list includes Larry, the Dr. Pepper vender, Vince McMahon, Lee Corso, and a guy named Eddie who works in a Walmart paint department.
UT coach Butch Jones after a one game winnin’ streak actually appeared on the Butch Jones Show on Sunday and said “football team” 84 times so fans would not mistake it for synchronized swimmin’.
The Ohio State feller, Oscar Meyer, who got sick and abandoned Florider is sick again and may step down. The mysterious disease raises its nasty head ever time Oscar gits his butt kicked. Fortunately, it ain’t infectious.
“Ravishin'” Roderick, the Rhode Island Red Rooster jumped on the Caroliner Gamecock and shaved all his feathers off him afore the poor bird high tailed it back to Columbier. Now he’s gittin’ ready to take on that there War Chicken while them Auburn fellers decide on what name they is gonna call theirselves.
Them High Flyin’ Dawgs